the-trash-eating-llama asked:
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
fluffydancer618 answered:
This one shall do nicely.
35 miles, happy 24 hours.
24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.
It's ok, take your time
Hog swill
Might take a minute.
Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.
Buddy???
Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.
What
What the hell
Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you
Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted
Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
Friendly reminder how this was when the Triforce of Wisdom promised everyone the King would come home safely,
But it fucking lied, so Zelda had to go save him AND Link.
it didn’t fucking lie, the king DID return safely BECAUSE zelda saved him IT WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME media literacy is fucking dead
her: are you dumb
me: quite the opposite actually
Nerds, Geeks, and other Brainiacs: “Finally a meme for me!”
